So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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