Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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