Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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