just tell him i said nine months
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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