I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
