Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
