no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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