We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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