sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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