I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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