i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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