what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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