it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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