Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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