Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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