I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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