So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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