Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
All I want is dick and wine.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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