we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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