whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
