Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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