If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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