On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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