Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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