ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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