p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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