I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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