ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my being single is dangerous.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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