Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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