Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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