Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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