you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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