There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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