There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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