You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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