You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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