Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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