He had one of those small greek statue penises
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
How does one acquire holy water?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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