Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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