guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
the liver wants what the liver wants
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize