do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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