let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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