You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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