then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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