There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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