I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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