But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
