Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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