Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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