mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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