If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
