I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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