no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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