The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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