it's like iHOP with fire
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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