He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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