i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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